My Life in Point Form.

Bejazzle that!

• I embellish - whatever, that is who I am!
• If I was walking and a bird pooped on me, I might tell others this stuck up bird was just swooping up above me and noticed I was wearing a nice shirt. What’s that? (The bird must think) Wow, you can even smell that fresh Tide detergent from here! Stuck up bird is ticked off that he can never get his outfits as fresh and clean, and decides to poop on me.
• You tell me which story gets the people going!?
• I would argue my embellishments aren’t lies. I did get pooped on. But how fun is that to tell someone? People crave a little insider knowledge, a little story to get them on the edge of their seat.
• We have all been in that situation where you are telling a story (which you thought was eventful/fantastic) and others are just not being receptive. So you add a couple verbs (splashed, exploded, meatballs) to spice things up.
• I say no harm done.
• (Unless you are telling the police or someone of high authority what you saw, in which case, you might want to keep it simple)
• READ THE AUDIENCE PEOPLE.
• P.S. I am putting together another post for my other blog soon! www.hiddenhumor.tumblr.com. I am going to shock that bad boy to be up and running again.